Definitions by Big Pimpin Radfad

fern ticket 

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

fern ticket by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009