1 definition by Big Nasty DickinSon
W.O.M.P. acronym for What's On My Pussy. This is a game show where a woman is blind folded and must guess what exactly is on her pussy. Your game host, who is a professional, places a random object or an object chosen by the audience, onto the contesting woman's pussy. The woman gets four chances to guess, and if she guesses the object correctly she goes on to another round and wins the object that has been placed on her lovely pussy. If the woman correctly guess six object that have been placed on her pussy she wins a million dollars and the six items that have been placed on her pussy. The objects can vary in size and form as long as it can be placed on a pussy without injuring the woman contestant. This will become the best game show anyone will ever experience in their entire life!
Host: Okay ma'am i will begin to place the object on her pussy please try to be a calm and not jump the object is cold. Now tell me. Womp!
Contestant: Okay i'm ready for it. Put it on me.
Host: Well ma'am its time to start guessing.
Contestant: Is it.............. an antenna?
Host: That is incorrect but don't worry you still have three more guesses!
Contestant: Okay i'm ready for it. Put it on me.
Host: Well ma'am its time to start guessing.
Contestant: Is it.............. an antenna?
Host: That is incorrect but don't worry you still have three more guesses!
by Big Nasty DickinSon July 23, 2010