When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.
by Big Dog the Pirate December 31, 2024
When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.
by Big Dog the Pirate October 19, 2023