Definitions by Big Diesel Weasel

steamy creamy flagpole 

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.

"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."

steamy creamy flagpole by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008