Big Daddy Mel's definitions

Cone

A derogatory term for a soccer player who is so poor that they might as well be standing still.

Old Fart: "Dude, I played some pick-up soccer today at the park."

Old Fart's friend: "How'd it go?"

Old Fart: "It was awful. I was a total cone."

by Big Daddy Mel April 30, 2010