Definitions by Biff Cool

Boil some potatoes 

The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.

I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.

Boil some potatoes by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

Drop a ham 

To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.

Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.

Drop a ham by Biff Cool May 30, 2006