cross cuntry skiing

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt

-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing

by Betty Thorny November 20, 2010

brain herpes

When a moron says something so stupid you fear you might have become slightly stupider just for having heard it

James H. asked me what the difference between marshmallows and mushrooms was and now I need to get tested for brain herpes

by Betty Thorny November 04, 2010