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Beto el guapo's definitions

boned

1. In trouble
2. Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.
Why did they amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of cow pies earlier that day. Gave me gangrene.
by Beto el guapo March 28, 2008
mugGet the bonedmug.

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