Beth Phat Phuk's definitions

Crat Off

Basically meaning, f*ck off or piss off, but in a more banterous way.

"I finished the homework all by myself"

"Crat off Sullivan, you couldn't even wear your pants yourself"

by Beth Phat Phuk September 3, 2016

N.I.W.S

N.I.W.S, standing for nan I would shag. It's as simple as that, a granny or a nan who you'd bang.

Damnnnnnnnn that golden oldy shopping for her dentures is an N.I.W.S

by Beth Phat Phuk September 3, 2016