Definitions by Bertrude Millward 3rd

millward 

the sweat secreted by the left bollock during gay anal sex. This can only be seen on the 23rd of every month. The right bollock secretes berty which is a substance used to unblock drains

gosh berty ur parted hair smells of millward-or is it berty

millward by Bertrude Millward 3rd April 26, 2005