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Definitions by Bertie Patel
Woke
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Sometimes
a
quiffle
,
Twunt
or wankspangler.
I asked the
parking
warden if I could call him a parking womble. He said so no because it's
not woke
enough. So I just called him a wankspangler
instead
.
Woke
by
Bertie Patel
December 11, 2020
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