constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

by Bernard Bangwanger June 11, 2010

Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 06, 2004