Definitions by Bergail Smithsonian Teeta the Fifth

iota 

(n) crap, dooky, poop, diareah, cornblock, $#!T, or chocolate fountain spalsh, but it mostly means $#!T or dooky.

I dont give a iota if you sharted on your dog.
I will not deal with this iota.

iota by Bergail Smithsonian Teeta the Fifth January 15, 2008