Benton Hayes's definitions
Indicating a complete and total state of sexual ineptness. Could imply being fat and soft or even skinny enough to be used as a pillow in a fight. Or to state that ones intelligence is not unlike that of a pillow. All of these can be implied in a single use.
"He is such a pillow!"
by Benton Hayes October 17, 2004
Get the Pillowmug.