Definitions by Benbie Waltigan

hypovibrachondria 

When you think your phone is vibrating in your pocket, but go and check and find out it wasnt.

Person 1: Wait there my phone's ringing.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: Thats odd i could of sworn I felt it vibrating.
Person 2: You're suffering from hypovibrachondria!

hypovibrachondria by Benbie Waltigan October 27, 2007