Definitions by Ben Preston

Dirty Willie 

When one man sticks his index finger into his colon and wiggles it around until it is covered in feces and then jams it into the ear of another unsuspecting man, preferably hobo

(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)

I tickled john powers's brain with a dirty willie

Dirty Willie by Ben Preston December 1, 2006