Definitions by Ben Middlemiss

wankshaft 

An exclamation of annoyance or terror. Also an insult.

Ah shit, I can't find my keys. Wankshaft!
or
You're a wankshaft. A complete and utter wankshaft.

wankshaft by Ben Middlemiss July 31, 2004

shibby jay

Annoying ska kid. Has long hair and likes to use slang from the 80s. Avoid at all cost.

P1: Dude, look at that guy over there. He looks like a girl.
P2: Oh, that's just Shibby Jay. He's a hobo.

shibby jay by Ben Middlemiss July 31, 2004