2 definitions by Ben Himschoot

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.
On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.
by Ben Himschoot February 16, 2006
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The language one speaks after consuming too many Yuengling beers.
"After the second pitcher of Yuengling, Rob was speaking utter Yuenglish"
by Ben Himschoot April 28, 2006
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