Ben Himschoot's definitions

five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 15, 2006

Yuenglish

The language one speaks after consuming too many Yuengling beers.

"After the second pitcher of Yuengling, Rob was speaking utter Yuenglish"

by Ben Himschoot May 9, 2006