Definitions by Ben Himschoot

Yuenglish 

The language one speaks after consuming too many Yuengling beers.

"After the second pitcher of Yuengling, Rob was speaking utter Yuenglish"

Yuenglish by Ben Himschoot May 9, 2006

five finger massage 

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

five finger massage by Ben Himschoot February 15, 2006