bruch

To bruch is to malt. Such malting is done only by humans, eventually leading to balding.
'Bruchnoph' refers to the bald people of society who have suffered from such an event as bruching.
Slightly contageous, though no cure has been discovered as of yet. It is recommended that victims wear hats.

"I've bruched on my brush with all this bruching, I'm going to become a bruchnoph!"

by Bel and Steph January 04, 2005