Definitions by Behemoth

rover 

1. A person who offers anal sex to those in positions of authority in order to curry favor.

2. The president's pet name for the fat bastard who does his thinking for him.

1. "You see the way that guy talks to the boss? What a rover."

2. "Hey, Rover... I can't seem to find the number in the rolodex. How do I spell 'Osama' again?"

rover by Behemoth June 9, 2003