1 definition by Beelzebub Is Back
About 90 % of those who decide to learn how to play the guitar; one who loves one's self. Not to be confused with "guitar player"(the real deal). You can differentiate the guitarists from the guitar players in a few ways...
- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.
- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.
- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.
- The music they create is banal dog doo.
Not to be dealt with, period.
- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.
- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.
- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.
- The music they create is banal dog doo.
Not to be dealt with, period.
The following are NOT guitarists, but are guitar players...meaning they are not crap:
1.)Jason Becker
2.)Steve Howe
3.)Robert Fripp
4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)
1.)Jason Becker
2.)Steve Howe
3.)Robert Fripp
4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)
by Beelzebub Is Back October 18, 2007