Definitions by Beary White

The Sloppy Potato 

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

The Sloppy Potato by Beary White January 21, 2020