Joffee

1.To pull a flinch, including closing eyes, or gestures moving away from a harmful action, such as a fake punch.
There are bigger manifestations the larger the flinch.
As are: Super Joffee, Mega Joffee, Virtual Joffee, Airborne Joffee.

"Hey dude," *pretends to throw remote control*
*Second guy flinches*
"Joffee."
"Shut up."

by Beans/Eddie August 04, 2007