The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...
You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 20, 2023
A common method of trolling in the obscure browser game narwhale.io. In this game, the #1 player on the server leaderboard is often at a much higher level than any of the other players. If you kill the number one player, you get most of that player’s levels while the (ex)-#1 player is reset to level 1. Such player can easily get back to #1 by killing you. This can be prevented, however, by "resetting", or reloading your browser tab then rejoining the server, causing you to be reset to level 1 so that the #1 player cannot recover.
The term was coined by POSSUM chowg circa February 2024, and is still in use.
The term was coined by POSSUM chowg circa February 2024, and is still in use.
Narwhale.io player: *kills the highest-level player on a server* *reloads browser tab* *changes name to "I reset you lol" and rejoins*
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 02, 2024
A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 15, 2023
The finnish version of the subreddit /r/me_irl. Even more ridden with memes and deprived of its original purpose than meirl ever was.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 23, 2023
How hipsters spell the word "hipster", because "hipster" is too mainstream. Originated from a pokemon fusion of Hypno and Cloyster.
Guy 1: I'm such a hypster, aren't I? And with a Y instead of an I.
Guy 2: Dang you are. Teh I is too mainstream.
Guy 2: Dang you are. Teh I is too mainstream.
by Bbb23’s left testicle June 24, 2021
A world building project that began on the subreddit /r/politicalcompassmemes in 2020 but soon got its own forum (/r/everexpandingbunker) and two separate wikis (on Miraheze and Wikia.) One of the few good things to have come out of Reddit.
The In the universe of the Bunker, a giant transdimensional monster called the Mire made the surface of the earth uninhabitable (the coming of the Mire is called the “Event”), so all of humanity retreated into a 4,000-floor bunker that is constantly being expanded to make room for more inhabitants. A computer governs the entirety of society with an iron fist, and it was programmed to keep humanity alive at all costs. Due to the advancing “Flesh” that consumes all who touch it in the Bunker’s “low levels”, people only venture in the top 500 or so “levels”, and even fewer levels are inhabited. An entity known as “the Bogs” representing man’s greed resides deep below.
BUNKER SOCIETY
Several factions and sects exist within the bunker, like the “Eventists” who believe that the “Event” was a lie or severely exaggerated, worshippers of Ronald McDonald (the “foodclown”), Bogs-worshippers, insane “foom”-addicted “whirlers” who dwell in the darkness of the lower levels, the I.R.O.N. gym dudes, surface-disbelievers, those who believe that humanity will reside in the Bunker forever, among other sects. Some people have also escaped the bunker to live on the Earth’s surface, which is said to be an icy wasteland in some canons and extra-hot in others.
The In the universe of the Bunker, a giant transdimensional monster called the Mire made the surface of the earth uninhabitable (the coming of the Mire is called the “Event”), so all of humanity retreated into a 4,000-floor bunker that is constantly being expanded to make room for more inhabitants. A computer governs the entirety of society with an iron fist, and it was programmed to keep humanity alive at all costs. Due to the advancing “Flesh” that consumes all who touch it in the Bunker’s “low levels”, people only venture in the top 500 or so “levels”, and even fewer levels are inhabited. An entity known as “the Bogs” representing man’s greed resides deep below.
BUNKER SOCIETY
Several factions and sects exist within the bunker, like the “Eventists” who believe that the “Event” was a lie or severely exaggerated, worshippers of Ronald McDonald (the “foodclown”), Bogs-worshippers, insane “foom”-addicted “whirlers” who dwell in the darkness of the lower levels, the I.R.O.N. gym dudes, surface-disbelievers, those who believe that humanity will reside in the Bunker forever, among other sects. Some people have also escaped the bunker to live on the Earth’s surface, which is said to be an icy wasteland in some canons and extra-hot in others.
The ever-expanding bunker is a total rabbithole that will keep you up all night and scare the crap out of you.
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 12, 2024
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 10, 2023