Definitions by Bat Nipples

forkjob 

sometimes, but not often, results in massive amounts of santorum.

That forkjob left a mess all over the walls

forkjob by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005

Austination 

The act of dating a 14 year old girl, and playing Grand Theft Auto for too damn long at your friend's house. Especially when he is tired and you have school in the morning.

You're living in a constant state of Austination

Austination by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005