Definitions by Bastille III

puke and juke 

Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.

Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"

John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."

Jim: "You disgust me"

puke and juke by Bastille III January 15, 2009