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heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.

"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."

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N., pejorative. A guy characterized by doing uninteresting things typical of practically all white dudes everywhere.

"See that guy in the polo shirt, drinking the IPA and singing Sublime for karaoke? What a basic white dude."

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