basic white dude

N., pejorative. A guy characterized by doing uninteresting things typical of practically all white dudes everywhere.

"See that guy in the polo shirt, drinking the IPA and singing Sublime for karaoke? What a basic white dude."

by Basic white dude, tall September 06, 2017

heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.

"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."

by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021