Definitions by Baron Von Poophausen

southern lollipop 

The term used for a container of bourbon or whiskey that is smuggled up the ass of a bootlegger in certain parts rural Alaska where alcohol is illegal.

We caught some bootleggers from Fairbanks in a raid last night, one of them had a Southern lollipop, and it broke!

southern lollipop by Baron Von Poophausen December 29, 2012

crotcholicious 

When one's breath or crotch area smells of stale sweat and funk...

Man, your dog Boomer's breath is crotcholicious!

Yeah he pretty much licks his balls all day!

crotcholicious by Baron Von Poophausen January 13, 2011