Baron Von Poophausen's definitions

crotcholicious

When one's breath or crotch area smells of stale sweat and funk...

Man, your dog Boomer's breath is crotcholicious!

Yeah he pretty much licks his balls all day!

by Baron Von Poophausen January 13, 2011

southern lollipop

The term used for a container of bourbon or whiskey that is smuggled up the ass of a bootlegger in certain parts rural Alaska where alcohol is illegal.

We caught some bootleggers from Fairbanks in a raid last night, one of them had a Southern lollipop, and it broke!

by Baron Von Poophausen December 29, 2012