Barney Killarney's definitions

Wrench

A penis so large that when hanging from its pubis it resembles a wrench hanging from a tool belt.

Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, John Holmes.
Guys - Look at Mr. Marcus' wrench. <channel changes>
<Stu returns to room from washroom>
Stu - Hey, put it back to 599 I want to see his wrench, too.

by Barney Killarney January 3, 2009