Definitions by Barnabee Jones

sweaty lincoln 

The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.

Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.

sweaty lincoln by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010