Definitions by Barmy Army

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

Cracking a Wadders by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

Porney 

Porney is the nickname of a legendary Leg-Spinner&An Asstralian CricketShane Warne.He got the nickname of "Porney" because he have a nickname "Warney" and he has acted in many porn films.

Hey,see Porney raping another innocent nurse

Porney by Barmy Army April 21, 2007