Definitions by Barclay - whos first name is too embarrasing

phantom shit 

When one has strived for ages to release a turd, and has felt one has done a big shit, but on inspection there is little or no shite in the pan.

fuck me, i thought id shat a baby but it turned out to be a phantom shit

phantom shit by Barclay - whos first name is too embarrasing April 29, 2008

buggerfudge 

When an act of soddemy is performed and the person soddemised realy needed to take a dump, buggerfudge is the rusult of the semen mixing with the shit.

-Bloody hell mate her arse is dripping with buggerfudge
-Make sure she takes a dump you dont want all of that buggerfudge now
-Freddie Mercury got some buggerfudge in his time

buggerfudge by Barclay - whos first name is too embarrasing April 29, 2008