Definitions by Barack o bakes

Wotsifingerphobia 

Being scared or alarmed by the crumbly drippy mess that a toddler leaves on its fingers after consuming wotsits. Normally, the hand is left dyed orange and coated in wet powdered wotsit crumbs.

Oh no! Emily has eaten wotsits, now her fingers are covered in wotsit dribble!
Jeremy I think your alarm is caused by your wotsifingerphobia

Wotsifingerphobia by Barack o bakes June 27, 2021