Definitions by Banterclause

toucheruppery 

The act of touching something up in a sophisticated yet inspiringly sexy manner.

"Pete was a prolific car toucherupperer"

"JB gained a degree in penus toucheruppery whilst in Cambodia monkey hunting"

"JB & Pete toucheruppered each other without making eye contact.."

toucheruppery by Banterclause November 16, 2019

femigungle 

This is the stuff you pull out of the shower trap after your malting other half has been in there, although quite often, its found lying in the bottom of the shower tray for all to admire..yes..well done you!

"The shower was choked up with her femigungle" "darling, you've left your femigungle In the shower tray again ffs"

femigungle by Banterclause August 26, 2017