Dragana

A woman with the mind of the devil. She does black magic and she's one hell of an evil person. She's a witch. If you meet a Dragana, you're in deep shit and you'll soon end up dead. Avoid physical interaction with one at all times.

John: Hey Bob! How was your day?
Bob: It was craptastic!

John: What? Why?
Bob: I met a Dragana. I shit my pants as soon as my eyes met with hers.

John: That truly sucks! I told you to avoid Dragana's