Definitions by Bam Bam the Lackey

Barbie Tits 

Tits that are big but they show no sign of a cleavage and they're shiny.

Friend: You have barbie tits today.
Me: Well, what do you know, I do! They're practically glowing!

Barbie Tits by Bam Bam the Lackey January 31, 2010