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1. noun: any object that can be used for sexual intercoarse either on top of or next to

2. noun: an illegal drug given to an infant in the form of gum drops or other deluctable treats


3. verb: the act of stealing socks off of elderly people while they sleep

4. adjective: describes a person that thinks with his penis, or other sexual organ, rather then his brain.

5. direct object: a substance that is given to midjets inorder to coerse
them into having an intense chess tournament with the giver

6. adverb: describes an action or movement that which seems offensive to humans but reminds certain animals of their mother, therefore atracts the


1. I did this chick last night on top of a hard Bill Clinton

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by Balls McLong(3) January 16, 2009
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