Best friend: what the hell happened to you?
Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.
Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.
Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.
Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.
by Bald but knowledgeable March 25, 2025