Bald Dave's definitions
A Donny bird is a lady of certain intelligence and social standing. From the South Yorkshire town of Doncaster. Usually sporting fake tan and fake louboutins.
At first glance, these 'ladies' could appear to have an element of class. But in reality, this bird can 100% suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
Usually seen in its natural habitat in Tiki bar, this female will mate with multiple males at one time all the way through mating season, one cocktail in relish will result in the males success in mating... followed by several weeks of itching and discharge.
At first glance, these 'ladies' could appear to have an element of class. But in reality, this bird can 100% suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
Usually seen in its natural habitat in Tiki bar, this female will mate with multiple males at one time all the way through mating season, one cocktail in relish will result in the males success in mating... followed by several weeks of itching and discharge.
by Bald Dave June 11, 2016
Get the donny birdmug.