Definitions by Baked ziti

Shmurggle 

When a man dips his ball into a glass of milk and young lady gently blows bubbles in the milk with straw. See also chocolate shmurggle (chocolate milk), 2% shmurggle, and skim shmurggle.

Tyler told his boys to gather round the kitchen table as Amanda entered and began to shmurggle him right there in front of us.

Shmurggle by Baked ziti May 6, 2018