Definitions by Bag Hag

bag hag 

noun.
1. female who owns too many hand bags/purses/totes etc.
2. like a shoe whore but obsessed with hand bags

On the VH1's Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan, it was confirmed that Lindsay is an official bag hag.

bag hag by Bag Hag August 26, 2005

shoe whore 

1. Someone who owns too many shoes.
2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.

Carrie from Sex and the City is a shoe whore.

shoe whore by Bag Hag August 26, 2005

hoe bag 

noun.
1. A hoe that carries many STDs
2. What females call their close girl friends.
3. A hoe that carries a bag!

1. "Ewww that hoe bag just told me she has 5 STDs."
2. "Hey hoe bag. Let's go shopping!"
3. "I'm a hoe-bag! Get it? I'm a hoe with a bag!!"

hoe bag by Bag Hag August 26, 2005