Badass Resume's definitions

reggie

left earbud used to mildly cut awkward cacophony when well- hung tenant is fucking the life out of an unexpected house guest whom he failed to request landlordian permission to issue an overnight invitation

There is not enough grass and kale juice in the world to lift my spirits if I cannot find my reggie to help me through this long, loud night.

by Badass Resume November 20, 2013