Definitions by Babyfark McGeezax

Woodslapper 

n. When you fart on a wooden chair/desk/table with your bare ass, and the subsequent loud satisfying sound of gas slapping the hard surface repeatedly.

After ripping a deafening woodslapper, Beeb pumped a foot into the air and exclaimed, "Woodslapper!"

Woodslapper by Babyfark McGeezax April 23, 2009