This is what occurrs during the hottest of hot love-making, while each partner is as sweaty and as hot as possible, and is working so hard at getting each other off that they let go of all bodily function and spew fluids and other nasty substances from every opening in their body. This event is usually very loud and always sloppy.
Samuel: (Uneasily) "Oh, hey there, Dad".
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"
by Babies September 13, 2006
Extremely deeply-penetrating sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal, oral, etc.), measured by multiplying the length of ones' index finger. (See formula below).
Formula: If your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go "five deep" would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.
Lx5=P where L=Length of index finger and P=Penetration depth
Formula: If your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go "five deep" would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.
Lx5=P where L=Length of index finger and P=Penetration depth
Franco: "Hey, what's your sister up to tonight?"
Jared: "Why do you ask?"
Franco: "I was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she's the only bitch I know who's seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!"
Jared: "I'll kill you".
Jared: "Why do you ask?"
Franco: "I was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she's the only bitch I know who's seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!"
Jared: "I'll kill you".
by Babies August 13, 2006