Definitions by BRENDAN BITCH DONT FORGET IT

orange penis 

the "orange penis" is contracted from having eatin cheetos and then watching free porn thats absolutley and totally illegal and having a massive erection...i think you know the rest...

also known as (the gilded fuck stick)
(the saltie twinkie)
(a bad spray on tan)
(i call mine sir. squirtsinmyeye)

orange penis by BRENDAN BITCH DONT FORGET IT August 28, 2005