There comes a time in life, post breakup, where you’ll find yourself comparing you to your significant other.
When doing so, we encourage you to use the BORDHEAUX method.
Friend: I never knew what you saw in her. You’re a fine, strong, dark fruit, that tastes immaculate and leaves mouths wanting more. You’re dominant. An elegant masterpiece only to be paired with the best.
Friend: She’s more of a....how would you describe her, like a boxed franzia. The end.
Friend + Friend: so basically she’s not a bordeaux, she’s a BORDHEAUX.
When doing so, we encourage you to use the BORDHEAUX method.
Friend: I never knew what you saw in her. You’re a fine, strong, dark fruit, that tastes immaculate and leaves mouths wanting more. You’re dominant. An elegant masterpiece only to be paired with the best.
Friend: She’s more of a....how would you describe her, like a boxed franzia. The end.
Friend + Friend: so basically she’s not a bordeaux, she’s a BORDHEAUX.
by BORDHEAUX November 07, 2020
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