B.J. Boulderjack's definitions

Zambezi Zinger

When you're at the club, and you find yourself staring deeply into a giant's eyes all night slow dancing to All 4 One, steadily becoming hypnotized as your loins burn with lust. You wake up the next morning wondering where you are with an unmistakable pain in your butthole, as the giant rolls over and whispers in your ear, "Whoops, I forgot to take my Biktarvy."

That giant stared into my eyes and gave me the Zambezi Zinger.

by B.J. Boulderjack August 17, 2022