Ayabowlah Khomeni's definitions

Marijuana

An herb which is bad, because it's illegal (And it is illegal because it's bad).

Average Joe: "Y'know, a lot of scientists are saying that marijuana can slow cancer growth and causes less problems than alcohol..."

DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."

by Ayabowlah Khomeni December 22, 2008