Definitions by AxTng1

taffard 

Derived from taffaard (Take A Flying Fuck At A Rolling Donut)

1)An imperative insult
2)One who is a total dickhead/wanker/fuckup (stupid & idiotic doofus)

1): guy A) Fuck off!
guy B) TAFFARD!

2) guy A pushes guy B into mud, LOLs and then guy A trips over his own shoelaces

taffard by AxTng1 February 2, 2004