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William

A walking red flag with perfect timing, crashing into every room like a raccoon on an energy drink binge. Universally identified as the buttslamming bootie bandit, leaving behind overturned furniture, missing dignity, and at least five witnesses clutching their lower backs like, “WHY does it hurt THERE and WHAT did William DO?” If you hear his name, it’s already too late—hide your snacks, your sanity, and anything with a pulse or a shadow.

“Bro, the party was chill until William showed up—next thing you know, the living room’s flipped, someone’s crying over a missing Hot Pocket, and three people are holding their lower backs like they just survived the buttslamming bootie bandit himself.”

by Avionicsman December 11, 2025